Wietrokers zijn leuk. Geen idee of het waar is, maar dit maakte me aan het lachen. 🙂
EDIT: de uitspraken vond ik grappig, maar ik gebruik zelf geen drugs en raad het anderen ook af. Meer informatie over de gevaren vind je hier.
“When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius.
The Russians used a pencil.”
“Dimmer switchers – Every single light should have one, I’m sick of walking into the bathroom in the morning and feeling like it’s the second coming of jesus.”
“Don’t you wish you could google anything? -Like, “where is my cellphone?” and google would be like “under the couch, dumbass”
“This should be an universal rule for verbal arguments – First one to raise their voice loses.”
“In about a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment”
“Next time you feel a sneeze coming on – Yell “PIKA!” right before the sneeze”
“Whenever I’m in a public place, I will pick a random lady that i have never met before and say this:
ME-“OMG! Suzie, it’s me Johnny!!! I haven’t seen you in soooo long” -Hugs the stranger-Stranger-But I’m not Suzie?!?!?
ME-that’s cool, I’m not Johnny. -walks away-“
“No effin joke, if the room is quiet enough – I can hear my fish chewing.”
“Obama -since he’s mixed, would he be considered the 1st white president if our first presidents were black?”
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